Monday, October 31, 2022

Quibbler Cover

Quibbler

Dementors

Howler for Fred and George

Howler from Molly Weasley: 

Fred and George Weasley, we just got an owl telling us you bewitched and switched the people in all the Hogwarts portraits. The place is in total chaos! Sir Cadogan is completely put out. He is willing to fill in for the Fat Lady, but says he is no common foot soldier, thank you, he needs his pony. Besides, nobody gave him Gryffindor's current password, so he refuses to admit anyone at all, including Professor McGonagall, who is standing outside in the cold and is perfectly furious. Meanwhile, the poor Fat Lady is mortified. Sir Cadogan's pony refuses to let her mount. She can't get back to Gryffindor because she can't walk that far. The owls here are starting to clog up the place. Some of the portraits are so lost they don't even know how to tell us where they are! You two have had it. You'd better PUT THEM RIGHT and fast. Then get to your dorm and wait for McGonagall. Pray she is in a better mood when she gets there. Just wait till your father gets hold of you! You're lucky if we don't ground you for the next ten years! 

Mom